The Most Serene Republic of Orenmark is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sean Alekai with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.008 billion Orenmarkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascadia. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orenmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,237 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,332 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and a government program is underway to revitalize Orenmark's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orenmark's national animal is the Pomeranian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orenmark is ranked 60,191^st in the world and 3,398^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 19.91 Atheism Rate.