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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,369thBest Weather: 4,713thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,969th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Are we recording it already?
Carl
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Ordistan

Population20.305 billion

CapitalOrdiskill
LeaderCarl

CurrencyOrdi
AnimalLoon

The Democratic Republic of Ordistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Carl with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.305 billion Ordistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordiskill. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ordistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Ordis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,690 Ordis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, third world countries are rich in "I Love Ordiskill" t-shirts, bike rage is all the rage, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordistan's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ordistan is ranked 123,925th in the world and 2,141st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 280.68633424952 days.

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Best Weather: 4,713thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,329thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,397thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,030thSafest: 6,357thSmartest Citizens: 7,432ndNicest Citizens: 7,530thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,108thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,935thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,682ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,361stHighest Food Quality: 11,370thHealthiest Citizens: 11,572ndMost Inclusive: 11,877thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,530thMost Pacifist: 12,743rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,994thMost Influential: 13,381stHighest Economic Output: 13,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,614thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,090thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,925thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,659thLargest Populations: 16,086thLargest Governments: 16,302ndMost Cultured: 16,352ndNudest: 16,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 22,008thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,442nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 217th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 217th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 262nd in the regionBest Weather: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 266th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 267th in the regionLargest Populations: 276th in the regionNudest: 321st in the regionSafest: 333rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 367th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 369th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 380th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 396th in the regionNicest Citizens: 398th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 415th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 517th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 559th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 559th in the regionMost Pacifist: 572nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 579th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 582nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 585th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 600th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 637th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 641st in the regionLargest Governments: 665th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 138 million infected.
  • : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 115 million infected.
  • : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 140 million infected.

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