Population | 20.305 billion |
Capital | Ordiskill |
Leader | Carl |
Currency | Ordi |
Animal | Loon |
The Democratic Republic of Ordistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Carl with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.305 billion Ordistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordiskill. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Ordistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Ordis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,690 Ordis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only adults may purchase violent video games, third world countries are rich in "I Love Ordiskill" t-shirts, bike rage is all the rage, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordistan's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Ordistan is ranked 123,925th in the world and 2,141st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 280.68633424952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 138 million infected.
- : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 115 million infected.
- : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 140 million infected.