The Federal Republic of Orbundao is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 295 million Orbundaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Recebling. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.

The powerhouse Orbundaoan economy, worth 27.3 trillion Cruzes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 92,667 Cruzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orbundao's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Orbundao is ranked 173,733^rd in the world and 3,238^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,133.47 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.