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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 99thMost Armed: 105th
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
You bastards!
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Omigodtheykilledkenny

Population35.277 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

Currencytree-fiddy
AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 35.277 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 16,194 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 459,080 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Kennyite politicians, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, the Kennyite war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, and garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 239,573rd in the world and 25th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -46.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 99thMost Armed: 105thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 107thHighest Crime Rates: 122ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 134thHighest Economic Output: 140thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 144thHighest Disposable Incomes: 145thFattest Citizens: 160thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184thMost Avoided: 197thLargest Insurance Industry: 224thMost Stationary: 253rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 322ndMost Rebellious Youth: 323rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 326thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 442ndHighest Average Incomes: 453rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 552ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 558thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 760thLargest Mining Sector: 804thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 804thRudest Citizens: 975thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,156thLargest Populations: 1,183rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,632ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,717thMost Efficient Economies: 1,741stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,986thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,523rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,225thMost Influential: 3,569thMost Cultured: 4,814thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,262ndLargest Black Market: 8,385thSmartest Citizens: 11,144thTop
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Nudest: 12,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,043rd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

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