Population | 2.466 billion |
Capital | Antigo |
Leader | President Jakub |
Faith | Olsyaa |
Currency | Camal |
Animal | Hawk |
The Republic of Olsvia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Jakub with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.466 billion Olsvians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antigo. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Olsvian economy, worth 188 trillion Camals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,366 Camals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olsvia's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Olsyaa.
Olsvia is ranked 167,280th in the world and 2,967th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 109.41702719528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals.
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, builders across Olsvia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Olsvia, Olsvian actors literally work from cradle to grave.