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Largest Insurance Industry: 11,665thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,897thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,623rd
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President Jakub
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Olsvia

Population2.466 billion

CapitalAntigo
LeaderPresident Jakub
FaithOlsyaa

CurrencyCamal
AnimalHawk

The Republic of Olsvia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Jakub with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.466 billion Olsvians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antigo. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Olsvian economy, worth 188 trillion Camals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,366 Camals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olsvia's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Olsyaa.

Olsvia is ranked 167,280th in the world and 2,967th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 109.41702719528 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,623rdMost Armed: 16,929thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,475thBest Weather: 23,413thNicest Citizens: 23,492ndMost Inclusive: 27,367thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27,928thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,846th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 321st in the regionMost Armed: 321st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 352nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 484th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 665th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, builders across Olsvia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Olsvia, Olsvian actors literally work from cradle to grave.

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