The Republic of Oisin Iamh is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 6.534 billion Oisin Iamhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Oisin Iamhian economy, worth 172 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 26,456 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, organ donation is compulsory, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oisin Iamh's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oisin Iamh is ranked 98,334^th in the world and 1^st in Tir Na Nog for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.07 law-abiding acts per hour.