The Republic of Ohsimorars is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.217 billion Ohsimorarsians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Ohsimorarsian economy, worth 403 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,972 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,904 per year while the poor average 13,899, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ohsimorars's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Ohsimorars is ranked 180,521^st in the world and 751^st in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Smartest Citizens, with 27.14 quips per hour.