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Most Extreme: 7thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32ndMost Devout: 96th
The Holy Black Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
YOU SHALL OBEY!
fear
Influence
Eminence Grise
2nd in Command
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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O B E Y

Population3.639 billion

Capitalcapital punishment
Leaderfear
FaithTerryism

Currencytax dollar
Animallaw

The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.639 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth 999 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,711 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 171,548th in the world and 13th in TERRY for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.18 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Extreme: 7thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32ndMost Devout: 96thMost Authoritarian: 168thLowest Crime Rates: 246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 317thMost Conservative: 365thBest Weather: 414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 417thMost Corrupt Governments: 444thLargest Governments: 632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 808thMost Advanced Public Education: 949thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,114thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,474thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,623rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,701stHealthiest Citizens: 1,718thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,059thHighest Average Incomes: 2,383rdLargest Black Market: 2,504thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,761stNudest: 3,404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,147thMost Efficient Economies: 4,811thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,821stHighest Economic Output: 15,235thMost Developed: 15,494thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,093rd
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, genetic researchers have been expelled.

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