The Godspawn of Nuttland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The quiet, industrious population of 19.78 billion Nutts enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuttlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,162 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 159,904 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Nuttland, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuttland's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Cult of Cthulhu.

Nuttland is ranked 3,786^th in the world and 174^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.67 law-abiding acts per hour.