The Democratic Judgeship of Nullarni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Judge William Jonas with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.043 billion Nullarnishmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mittlere. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nullarnish economy, worth a remarkable 8,578 trillion shiblons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 329,410 shiblons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,616,448 per year while the poor average 38,422, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

A revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Nullarnish Capitol Building, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nullarni's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nullarni is ranked 683^rd in the world and 2^nd in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Economic Output, with 8,578 trillion Standard Monetary Units.