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Nudest: 795thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,356thHighest Crime Rates: 2,400th
The E-farm of
New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy
Sowing bytes & bits, Harvesting cash & credits
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nukufetau

Population32.526 billion

CapitalNukufetau
LeaderMe

Currencytuvaluan dollar
Animallion

The E-farm of Nukufetau is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.526 billion Nukufetauans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukufetau. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Nukufetauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,233 trillion tuvaluan dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 37,919 tuvaluan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nukufetau is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nukufetau's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nukufetau is ranked 336,265th in the world and 21st in Oceania for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.23 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Nudest: 795thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,356thHighest Crime Rates: 2,400thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,461stTop
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Largest Populations: 4,002ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,394thMost Pacifist: 7,494thMost Cultured: 9,132ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,431stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,505thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,975thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,486thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,228thSmartest Citizens: 18,856thHighest Food Quality: 21,622ndMost Beautiful Environments: 23,542ndLargest Black Market: 24,375thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,173rdMost Secular: 28,212thHighest Economic Output: 28,262ndNicest Citizens: 32,885th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nukufetau was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Nukufetau's influence in Oceania rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Nukufetau's influence in Oceania rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Nukufetau's influence in Oceania rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Nukufetau's influence in Oceania rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Nukufetau relocated from Lazarus to Oceania.
  • : Nukufetau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead, Most Survivors, and Most Zombies.
  • : Nukufetau's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Nukufetau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Nukufetau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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