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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 102ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 107thLargest Insurance Industry: 133rd
The Confederate Corporations of
Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone
We got to Nuke them and we got to Nuke them now.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population12.749 billion

LeaderPhilosopher Cody

CurrencyGold Bar Credit

The Confederate Corporations of Nucular is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Philosopher Cody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.749 billion Nucularians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fusion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nucularian economy, worth a remarkable 5,069 trillion Gold Bar Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 397,641 Gold Bar Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nucular's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nucular is ranked 559th in the world and 23rd in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 28.21 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 102ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 107thLargest Insurance Industry: 133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 194thHighest Disposable Incomes: 259thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 304thRudest Citizens: 312thLargest Mining Sector: 350thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 362ndFattest Citizens: 401stMost Avoided: 419thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 433rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 522ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 556thMost Armed: 559thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 612thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 652ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 736thHighest Average Incomes: 800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,276thHighest Crime Rates: 1,311thLargest Retail Industry: 1,388thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,612thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,824thHighest Economic Output: 2,005thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,008thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,306thMost Influential: 2,313thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,450thMost Efficient Economies: 5,869thNudest: 7,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,035thTop
Most Secular: 13,855thLargest Black Market: 14,591stLargest Populations: 21,947thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,962nd
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 257th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 279th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 331st in the regionNudest: 343rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 496th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 525th in the regionLargest Populations: 709th in the regionMost Secular: 721st in the regionLargest Black Market: 749th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 775th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Nucular voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Nucular endorsed The Republic of Antomoron.
  • : Nucular endorsed The Republic of Darnitsa.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Nucular, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 124 » Treadwellia, New Rogernomics, The Sigometh Dynasty, Custadia, Aguaria Major, Frankender, Nargorthia, Aigania, Burning Pants, Winx club, Mainze, Aleckandor, Courlany, Russiane, Dhan, Nova Zemlya, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Marcellinople, Othan, Aaecilia, Auralon, Bobs raider puppet, Ashoy, Darkium, Guiness Freaks, Hajima, Leonism, Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo, Steel Vagabonds, 1482, Devinsburg, Silver Minner, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Antolica, Highchii, The Salvation States, Darcaethir, The Islands of Colwell, Cyrilla, Tristin, Denado, Bicantia, Trumps Dictatorship, State of Cascadia, Nord Gronland, Issrak-om, TypoTech, Burikinia, Fylshlant, Arkanik, and 74 others.Flurf, Mussoliniburg, Skin Nation The Second, Port Flynt, Eulim, Sandbrook, Lis Gomer, Darqas, Trontasky, Uhanda, Iretious, Emperor PJ, Watchlandia, Tinbo, Narwhalsgomoo, Kamikaze89, Ioboriya, Independent Northeast, GOOD MORAL COUNTRY, Enjuku, Caybow, Imperial Saber, Debussy, Lowelian, Hika Monith, North Gloucesterstan, Arteau, Chryspolis, The New Frostarian Union, The Civitas Islands, Board Games Empire, Aphrogantus, Altmar, Vlawarkay, Lozarius, Mezoviaf, Klaisur, SerbianHolyEmpire, TashRakwen, Zherid, Ecchi Unlimited, Catopia2, Lovenrople, Calicate, United States of Sarjania, Ellsonian Dominion, The Meeple Society, Dotian, Hukaa, Capercom, DaPiFanatic, Xalivstonia, Whale Republic, Tetik, ImperialisLorderon, The United Anglo-sphere, Rightus, Surd, Mordant, Tolfaer, Potted Plants United, Normianm Empire, Tjabino, Simsempha, Paline, Memeloria, Priotsoide, The Edderalish Empire, Davaro, Toolandia, Canago, Fanadia, Kunigund, and Nazarstan.

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