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Most Armed: 9,286thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,075th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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NSSeason3Farm

Population4.846 billion

Currencylira
Animalparrot

The Republic of NSSeason3Farm is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.846 billion NSSeason3Farmians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.5%.

The powerhouse NSSeason3Farmian economy, worth 459 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,802 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, the dartboard at the NSSeason3Farmian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSSeason3Farm's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSSeason3Farm is ranked 169,067th in the world and 3,584th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 103.2022603394 days.

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Most Armed: 9,286thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,075thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 22,124thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,459thMost Patriotic: 26,051stLargest Black Market: 29,477th
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Most Armed: 665th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 789th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 840th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 892nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, the dartboard at the NSSeason3Farmian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in NSSeason3Farm, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.

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