Population | 6.598 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Scorpion |
The Republic of Nriitriwzeppuem is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.598 billion Nriitriwzeppuemians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Nriitriwzeppuemian economy, worth 852 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,145 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, torture is illegal, the Nriitriwzeppuem Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nriitriwzeppuem's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nriitriwzeppuem is ranked 102,684th in the world and 1,297th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.06526972028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, the Nriitriwzeppuem Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, torture is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Nriitriwzeppuem, property subletting is going underground.