The District of Novosibirske is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 4.039 billion Novosibirskeans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Novosibirskean economy, worth 87.4 trillion aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,645 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, Novosibirske is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and Novosibirske has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novosibirske's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Novosibirske is ranked 110,302^nd in the world and 1^st in Brunei for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.66 law-abiding acts per hour.