The Allied States of Novoblupolia is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 199 million Novoblupolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.

The all-consuming Novoblupolian economy, worth 19.0 trillion Polimarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 95,696 Polimarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Polimark charge on their phone bill, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and gay men commonly complain about their time of the month. Crime is totally unknown. Novoblupolia's national animal is the rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Novoblupolia is ranked 158,983^rd in the world and 6,336^th in the Pacific for Most Devout, with 10.29 Prayers Per Hour.