The Kind Republic of Novoblupolia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tyrone Rabbit with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.079 billion Novoblupolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zvezdow. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Novoblupolian economy, worth 341 trillion polimarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 164,109 polimarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars have been banned, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and Novoblupolian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Novoblupolia's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Angelism.

Novoblupolia is ranked 227,027^th in the world and 5,560^th in the Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 41.19 Whatever.