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Nudest: 1,624thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,145thMost Influential: 6,233rd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
On ne joue pas aux échecs avec un bon cœur
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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Nouvelle Valois

Population1.669 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalfox

The Republic of Nouvelle Valois is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.669 billion Nouvelle Valoisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nouvelle Valoisian economy, worth 141 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 84,616 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvelle Valois's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nouvelle Valois is ranked 7,754th in the world and 18th in Thaecia for Most Secular, with 96.72 Atheism Rate.

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Nudest: 1,624thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,145thMost Influential: 6,233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,061stMost Armed: 7,531stMost Secular: 7,754thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,104thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,024thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,256thMost Income Equality: 12,093rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,177thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,061stBest Weather: 15,192ndSafest: 16,035thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,806thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,230thLowest Crime Rates: 17,231stHealthiest Citizens: 17,788thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,094thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,311thLargest Governments: 19,440thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,587thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,210thSmartest Citizens: 23,898th
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Nudest: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle Valois, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle Valois, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Nouvelle Valois was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle Valois, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Nouvelle Valois was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle Valois, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle Valois, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle Valois, Nouvelle Valoisian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Nouvelle Valois was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle Valois, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.

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