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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,461stMost Influential: 14,373rdNicest Citizens: 20,429th
The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
Not cannibals since 1989
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Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Notshit

Population497 million

CurrencyDollar
AnimalKazoo

The Empire of Notshit is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 497 million Notshitians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Notshitian economy, worth 27.3 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,895 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the Notshitian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Notshit's national animal is the Kazoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Notshit is ranked 97,138th in the world and 544th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,468.44 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,461stTop
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Most Influential: 14,373rdNicest Citizens: 20,429thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,079thBest Weather: 22,980thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,818thMost Inclusive: 25,411th
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Most Primitive: 130th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Notshit was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Notshit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Notshit, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans.
  • : Following new legislation in Notshit, the Notshitian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Notshit, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Notshit, gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Notshit voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Following new legislation in Notshit, the Notshitian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Notshit voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Notshit, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.

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