The Dictatorship of Not-so United States Of America is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 249 million Communist State have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Not-so United States Of American economy, worth 12.6 trillion Russian Rubles a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,427 Russian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, there's a bright dawn ahead for Not-so United States Of America, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not-so United States Of America's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Not-so United States Of America is ranked 195,913^th in the world and 116^th in Thegye for Most Extreme, scoring 9.34 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.