The Republic of Not-Capitalism is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 132 million Capitalists are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Not-Capitalismian economy, worth 7.84 trillion Oil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,386 Oil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not-Capitalism's national animal is the Oilbird.

Not-Capitalism is ranked 173,310^th in the world and 3,209^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,037.85 Standard Monetary Units.