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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,537thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,609thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,472nd
The Mourning Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
For Union and For Liberty
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Northern Woods

Population555 million


AnimalWoodsian Honey Badger

The Mourning Republic of Northern Woods is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 555 million Woodsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lasburg. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Woodsian economy, worth 47.8 trillion Deliks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,112 Deliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Woodsian casinos, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Woods's national animal is the Woodsian Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern Woods is ranked 190,003rd in the world and 36th in NeoMajestia for Nudest, with 109.25 cheeks per square mile.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,537thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,609thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,472ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,770thNicest Citizens: 15,476thMost Inclusive: 16,979thHighest Food Quality: 20,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,416thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,710th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » New Ziah and Nandaek.