The Nationalistic of Northern Great Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rodoslav with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.51 billion Slavics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereyaslavets. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slav economy, worth a remarkable 2,159 trillion Silvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,647 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, Rodoslav's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and illegal immigration remains a hot topic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Great Republic's national animal is the Arctic fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Northern Great Republic is ranked 287,312^th in the world and 11,089^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.