The Republic of North Kalsennia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lhenand Xavier with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 2.098 billion North Kalsennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hovedstia. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Kalsennian economy, worth 152 trillion Kalsennian Aureuses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,794 Kalsennian Aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, all tariffs have been abolished, builders across North Kalsennia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and North Kalsennians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kalsennia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

North Kalsennia is ranked 189,685^th in the world and 7,960^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 10.05 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.