Population | 8.581 billion |
Capital | Super-Dank-Polis |
Leader | Meme Man |
Currency | Cronch |
Animal | Gobolgobgalablab |
The Memery of North Cromch is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.581 billion North Cromchians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse North Cromchian economy, worth 943 trillion Cronches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,944 Cronches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (North Cromch has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
North Cromch is ranked 51,619th in the world and 2nd in Lardyland for Most Stationary, with 863.35057939972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in North Cromch, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (North Cromch has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in North Cromch, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
- : North Cromch lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : North Cromch agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and Stepford County.
- : North Cromch lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
- : North Cromch lodged a message on the Big brains Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.