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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,543rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,164th
The Memery of
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Stonks.
Meme Man
Influence
Superpower
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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North Cromch

Population8.581 billion

CapitalSuper-Dank-Polis
LeaderMeme Man

CurrencyCronch
AnimalGobolgobgalablab

The Memery of North Cromch is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.581 billion North Cromchians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse North Cromchian economy, worth 943 trillion Cronches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,944 Cronches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (North Cromch has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Cromch is ranked 51,619th in the world and 2nd in Lardyland for Most Stationary, with 863.35057939972 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,543rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,164thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,772ndMost Pacifist: 10,887thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,977thMost Influential: 12,040thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,691stNicest Citizens: 14,820thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,867thBest Weather: 15,213thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,307thHighest Food Quality: 15,797thMost Inclusive: 16,768thMost Cultured: 16,954thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,714thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,955thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,113thHealthiest Citizens: 19,176thSmartest Citizens: 19,523rdMost Rebellious Youth: 22,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,353rdMost Income Equality: 24,895thLargest Governments: 25,285thLowest Crime Rates: 26,792nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in North Cromch, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (North Cromch has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in North Cromch, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
  • : North Cromch lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
  • : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : North Cromch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : North Cromch agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and Stepford County.
  • : North Cromch lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
  • : North Cromch lodged a message on the Big brains Regional Message Board.

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