The Confederall Republic of North Armatas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Karl Kilian with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.776 billion North Armatasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wehrburg. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse North Armatasian economy, worth 751 trillion Neue Armatasische Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,657 Neue Armatasische Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Armatas's national animal is the Wahlberg's eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Armatas is ranked 198,236^th in the world and 7,285^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.97 Whatever.