The Confederall Republic of North Armatas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karl Kilian with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.293 billion North Armatasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wehrburg. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving North Armatasian economy, worth 646 trillion Neue Armatasische Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,774 Neue Armatasische Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire North Armatasian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, and in a fit of passion Karl Kilian has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Armatas's national animal is the Wahlberg's eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Armatas is ranked 159,799^th in the world and 6,875^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -101.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.