The Empire of North Aqusomia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 446 million North Aqusomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtletopia. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Aqusomian economy, worth 48.8 trillion Aqusomian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,446 Aqusomian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Aqusomia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Aqusomia is ranked 72,773^rd in the world and 5^th in Gaulrancia for Most Armed, with 0.49 Weapons Per Person.