The United Socialist States of Nortexit is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 540 million Nortexitians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexicali. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Nortexitian economy, worth 70.6 trillion Mexican pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,739 Mexican pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, the new one Mexican peso coin also makes a handy throwing-star, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nortexit's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nortexit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Nortexit, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
- : Following new legislation in Nortexit, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
- : Nortexit lodged a message on the Lands End Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Nortexit, the new one Mexican peso coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in Nortexit, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Nortexit, torture is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Nortexit, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
- : Nortexit endorsed The Federal Republic of Northern Race Empire.
- : Nortexit endorsed The Confederacy of Novaea.
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