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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,367thMost Avoided: 4,756thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,805th
The United Socialist States of
New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy
Work on Life, Rest in Dead
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nortexit

Population540 million

CapitalMexicali

CurrencyMexican peso
AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Socialist States of Nortexit is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 540 million Nortexitians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexicali. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nortexitian economy, worth 70.6 trillion Mexican pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,739 Mexican pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, the new one Mexican peso coin also makes a handy throwing-star, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nortexit's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nortexit is ranked 16,779th in the world and 36th in Lands End for Fattest Citizens, with 16.03 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,367thTop
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Most Avoided: 4,756thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,805thLargest Mining Sector: 6,302ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,307thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,995thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,085thMost Influential: 8,225thMost Secular: 9,609thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,641stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,200thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,090thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,080thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,519thFattest Citizens: 16,779thMost Efficient Economies: 18,495thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,710thLargest Retail Industry: 19,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,491stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,738th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nortexit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nortexit, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nortexit, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Nortexit lodged a message on the Lands End Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Nortexit, the new one Mexican peso coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in Nortexit, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Nortexit, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Nortexit, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Nortexit endorsed The Federal Republic of Northern Race Empire.
  • : Nortexit endorsed The Confederacy of Novaea.

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