The Incorporated States of Noria Prinefrikeslon is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.127 billion Noria Prinefrikeslonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noria Prinefrikeslon City. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noria Prinefrikeslonian economy, worth 79.7 trillion Zennies a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,718 Zennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, tax rises are attributed to divine will, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noria Prinefrikeslon's national animal is the Anime Girl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noria Prinefrikeslon is ranked 210,071^st in the world and 8,785^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 7.18 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.