The Republic of Noossetzerho is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.765 billion Noossetzerhoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Noossetzerhoan economy, worth 867 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,184 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noossetzerho's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Noossetzerho is ranked 14,511^th in the world and 637^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.72 law-abiding acts per hour.