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Most Valuable International Artwork: 108thMost Pacifist: 1,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,656th
The  Owlograd  of
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Population7.578 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards

Animalcow bat

The  Owlograd  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.578 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 911 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,257 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and employers are keenest on employees who lack family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 226,473rd in the world and 54th in Callista for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 41.19 Whatever.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 108thMost Pacifist: 1,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,656thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,021stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,154thNicest Citizens: 2,246thBest Weather: 2,374thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,504thSafest: 3,702ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,796thMost Inclusive: 3,902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,946thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,974thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,706thLowest Crime Rates: 4,706thMost Developed: 5,686thMost Influential: 5,955thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,354thLargest Governments: 6,931stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,239thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,272ndSmartest Citizens: 8,879thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,676thMost Secular: 11,263rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,425thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,949thMost Income Equality: 13,769thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,434thMost Efficient Economies: 16,771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,874thHighest Economic Output: 20,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 21,732ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,369th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the region

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