The  Owlograd  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.578 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 911 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,257 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and employers are keenest on employees who lack family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 226,473^rd in the world and 54^th in Callista for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 41.19 Whatever.