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Most Authoritarian: 6,774thMost Conservative: 18,046thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,125th
The Dictatorship of
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Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Non Homicidae

Population376 million

Currencyנשק כבד
AnimalSpider monkey

The Dictatorship of Non Homicidae is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 376 million Non Homicidaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Non Homicidaean economy, worth 11.3 trillion נשק כבדs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,123 נשק כבדs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, a Purgatory Island Tourist Association survey has rated Non Homicidae #1 for number twos, and getting a haircut is a punishable offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Non Homicidae's national animal is the Spider monkey.

Non Homicidae is ranked 278,345th in the world and 1st in Purgatory Island for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 35,013 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Authoritarian: 6,774thTop
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Most Conservative: 18,046thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,125thSafest: 26,173rdMost Extreme: 26,908thMost Patriotic: 28,925th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Non Homicidae, getting a haircut is a punishable offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Non Homicidae, a Purgatory Island Tourist Association survey has rated Non Homicidae #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Non Homicidae, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • : Following new legislation in Non Homicidae, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Non Homicidae, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Non Homicidae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Non Homicidae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Non Homicidae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Non Homicidae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Non Homicidae, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.

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