The Serene Empire of Non-Pacistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Lewis LXIX with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.382 billion Non-Pacistanii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nemiragrad. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Non-Pacistanese economy, worth 817 trillion Regalmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,490 Regalmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Non-Pacistan's national animal is the Great White Incel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is I-don't-careism.

Non-Pacistan is ranked 6,990^th in the world and 1^st in Discornesia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.54 law-abiding acts per hour.