by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 836thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,687th
The Technocratic Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Strength through intelligence
President Magwitch
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.517 billion

LeaderPresident Magwitch


The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Magwitch with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 2.517 billion Noimosinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth 500 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 198,667 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Noimosini. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 32,451st in the world and 971st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,025.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 836thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,687thTop
Most Influential: 2,477thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,598thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,777thMost Efficient Economies: 3,299thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,562ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,644thMost Developed: 3,718thMost Inclusive: 3,822ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,940thSmartest Citizens: 4,032ndNicest Citizens: 4,301stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,549thHealthiest Citizens: 4,585thMost Secular: 4,744thLowest Crime Rates: 5,560thLargest Governments: 6,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,733rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,867thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,376thSafest: 8,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,523rdMost Pacifist: 9,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,017thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,306thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,703rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,536thMost Cultured: 14,988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,903rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,017thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,236thLargest Retail Industry: 18,300thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,757thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,038th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 97th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 115th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 118th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 133rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 151st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Secular: 156th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 162nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 170th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 188th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 268th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 281st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 286th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 290th in the regionSafest: 292nd in the regionMost Influential: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 322nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 371st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 420th in the regionMost Cultured: 431st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 496th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 504th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 512th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 528th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 619th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 646th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 650th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 710th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noimosini lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Noimosini.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Noimosini voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Noimosini voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Noimosini lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 229 » Ipugao, Purple Hyacinth, Unojo, Drystar, Auphelia, Marinho Islands, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Holy Free, Blondiesland, Amerion, Erinor, Yeses, Beepee, Holota, Aidenfieeld, Corgitopiaa, Tepertopia, Flaoji, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, Qvait, Belschaft, Wehraboos, Greater Scottdascoda, PenguinPies, Si-topia, Nowa Europa, Treir, Concrete Slab, New Itomorii, Scu Greinne, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Eskvenn, NIGHTRAY, Aumeltopia, Crystal Creation, Rebel-topia, Pax Dracon, Eternal Memedom, Pamela And Hepatitis, The Solar System Scope, Bear Connors Paradiso, Curlyhoward, Isokenzar, The Two Jerseys, Jehenna, The naked people, Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, and 179 others.Darakin, Libedistan, Kandorith, Avalonica, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Ancient Slobovia, Arvan Irawer, Center Lisle, Antarctic Empires, Nova Montron, Sedunn, Calistan, Abarri, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Unielvan Millorvium, Westenhald, RestartAll, Levistian, Tughampton, Salguod, Rad Asia, Doundaly, Sanden, Blaash, Iym Winterless, Doraya, Ralphburg, Seliyan progressive Islands, Fasire, Sthalrim, Enplatia, St Oaks, South Caleblan, Shefino, Yellunstryer, Grianal, Maeiland, Galactic Gelatin, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, The Empire of the Union States, Yeldarbsland, Baltenlands, Neazland, Anserisa, Zaelith, Quh, Bumblegaria, Lesinteil, Cuuldere, Freedoom, Los Lonley Boys, North Kanuckistan, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Utondara, Gonrati, Herbert Island, Indolos, SteamPunk Squirrels, Myndia, Venethort, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Berlana, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Page 53, Menesynchro, Sapientiano, Aoz, Catsonya, HUElavia, Myhomecountry, A leftover country, Oxyliteral, Isle of Glastonbury, Bohenia, Aschenburg, Jammlandia, Steviland, Hakk Fiss, Itani, Andinla, Western Fardelshufflestein, Bartonia Nova, Euro Pacifica, Zosnor, Not Austria, Maerist, Wardoeka, Canmore, Enlightened Australasia, Dirkistan, Brunier, Doss Kingly, Yavemaya, Ullan, InnWorm, East Mantis, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kafeine, Ceutalia, South Western Korea, Hypersensible Crybabies, The West Valley Mountains, Sable Space, New Qafedemar, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, LadyRebels, The United Australian States, Hanguk-Nippon, Xergiokia, Lugentzdort, Wakandan Tribes, Aquamarine Island, Farengeto, Myness, Martzian, Treesil, Kingpins, Alaninia, South Blossom, Breizlovakia, Abyssal Phantasm, Drugged up Kitties, Aresten, Western Calypso Islands, Manuck, Farelonia, The Stickmin Empire, Proctethia, Ebonhand, Katikstan, Nova Kobol, Yahshabbat, Doge Land, Daal Chawwal, Sandaoguo, Uvalor, Kaoia, Freavia, Rhayna, Lyland, Sodor and Mann, Ethoodly, Gidonia, Twoole, JavaSiege, Skaladoria, Mauricean Islands, The Stolen Lands, Carrelie, Truskawkoland, Weissmans, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Rubelios, Neten Land, East Nagaland, Nori Natto, Kaleidescooptopia, Britun, FreeFishers, Agletgreenia, Rhetiaa, Beblahbleblo, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Malonlandia, Tierra del Rey Carlos, Eastern Mekong, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Paganan, Solanosco, Seythennia, Danily, Esfalsa, Vicken, Nyxonia, The Kies, Anatasha, Northern Estrian Islands, and Osheiga.

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