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Most Primitive: 10,385thBest Weather: 13,363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,727th
The Federation of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
守りたい ビューティフルデイズ
Empress Ashely Tenguko II
Influence
Eminence Grise
Regional Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Nintendian Isles

Population1.907 billion

CapitalPondhelm Valley
LeaderEmpress Ashely Tenguko II

CurrencyBell
AnimalFalcon

The Federation of Nintendian Isles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Empress Ashely Tenguko II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.907 billion Nintendians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pondhelm Valley. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nintendian economy, worth 105 trillion Bells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,153 Bells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, the only science is political science, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nintendian Isles's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nintendian Isles is ranked 87,322nd in the world and 6th in Confederation of World Monarchys for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,526.8 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 10,385thTop
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Best Weather: 13,363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,727thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,655thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,527thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,381stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,079th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nintendian Isles updated the World Factbook entry in Confederation of World Monarchys.
  • : Following new legislation in Nintendian Isles, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Nintendian Isles, the only science is political science.
  • : Following new legislation in Nintendian Isles, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Nintendian Isles, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Nintendian Isles updated the World Factbook entry in Confederation of World Monarchys.
  • : Following new legislation in Nintendian Isles, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Nintendian Isles, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Nintendian Isles, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Nintendian Isles, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.

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