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Most Valuable International Artwork: 654thNudest: 2,134thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,900th
The Deranged Spider Person of
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General Nim
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Population3.028 billion

LeaderGeneral Nim
FaithCult of Nim

Currencypotato peel

The Deranged Spider Person of Nimarya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by General Nim with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.028 billion Nimaryans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 219 trillion potato peels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,489 potato peels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Nim.

Nimarya is ranked 222,476th in the world and 8,306th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 654thNudest: 2,134thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,900thMost Influential: 7,318thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,390thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,968thMost Pacifist: 11,115thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,751stMost Cultured: 12,857thBest Weather: 13,019thMost Authoritarian: 13,400thNicest Citizens: 13,691stMost Devout: 14,174thLowest Crime Rates: 14,672ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,218thMost Inclusive: 15,935thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,456thHealthiest Citizens: 17,373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,998thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,376thLargest Governments: 21,433rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,019th
Nudest: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 260th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 490th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 551st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 566th in the regionMost Devout: 608th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 643rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 649th in the regionMost Cultured: 662nd in the regionBest Weather: 757th in the regionNicest Citizens: 770th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 776th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 816th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 851st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 898th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 905th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 914th in the regionMost Inclusive: 940th in the region

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