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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 111thMost Influential: 217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 333rd
The Free Land of
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The government of each man by himself
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Population11.704 billion



The Free Land of Newpromisedland is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.704 billion Newpromisedlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behem. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Newpromisedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,957 trillion siqlus a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 252,690 siqlus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, the only places to see Behemoths now are at local zoos, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown. Newpromisedland's national animal is the Behemoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newpromisedland is ranked 66,377th in the world and 2,252nd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.56 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 111thMost Influential: 217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 333rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 388thMost Inclusive: 651stMost Cheerful Citizens: 674thLargest Publishing Industry: 824thLargest Retail Industry: 847thRudest Citizens: 973rdSafest: 1,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,433rdMost Cultured: 1,572ndSmartest Citizens: 1,626thMost Efficient Economies: 1,862ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,988thLargest Governments: 2,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,312thMost Developed: 2,398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,439thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,487thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,600thNicest Citizens: 2,637thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,905thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,357thHighest Average Incomes: 3,372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,714thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,014thHighest Economic Output: 4,910thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,942ndBest Weather: 5,470thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,210thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,126thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,475thMost Pacifist: 9,746thHealthiest Citizens: 10,040thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,775thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,970thHighest Drug Use: 17,462ndMost Secular: 17,621stMost Politically Free: 18,764thMost Stationary: 21,112th
Least Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionMost Cultured: 80th in the regionSafest: 87th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 114th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 150th in the regionMost Developed: 151st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 157th in the regionNicest Citizens: 171st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 174th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 197th in the regionMost Politically Free: 199th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 216th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 246th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 266th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 293rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 323rd in the regionBest Weather: 331st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 383rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 399th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 399th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 491st in the regionLargest Populations: 523rd in the regionMost Stationary: 547th in the regionMost Pacifist: 565th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 587th in the regionMost Secular: 896th in the regionNudest: 916th in the region

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