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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,967thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,140thNicest Citizens: 2,374th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Yeezy season approaching
Kanye West
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Yeezy

Population2.993 billion

CapitalChi Town
LeaderKanye West
FaithJahism

CurrencyYeezy buck
AnimalYeezy

The Holy Empire of New Yeezy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kanye West with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, prohibition of alcohol, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.993 billion New Yeezyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi Town. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Yeezyian economy, worth 372 trillion Yeezy bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,341 Yeezy bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Yeezy's national animal is the Yeezy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jahism.

New Yeezy is ranked 12,052nd in the world and 1st in The United Nations of Seigfried for Safest, scoring 117.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,967thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,140thNicest Citizens: 2,374thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,447thMost Pacifist: 2,749thMost Inclusive: 3,128thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,129thMost Secular: 3,406thBest Weather: 3,532ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,703rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,805thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,376thHealthiest Citizens: 4,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,397thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,647thMost Developed: 5,921stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,389thSmartest Citizens: 8,395thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,919thLowest Crime Rates: 9,353rdLargest Governments: 10,102ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,769thSafest: 12,052ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,086thMost Cultured: 12,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,981stMost Efficient Economies: 16,681stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,450thHighest Average Incomes: 20,739th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Yeezy's influence in The United Nations of Seigfried rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : New Yeezy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Yeezy, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in New Yeezy, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in New Yeezy, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
  • : Following new legislation in New Yeezy, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in New Yeezy, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : New Yeezy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : New Yeezy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Language and Education Rights for Deaf Individuals".
  • : Following new legislation in New Yeezy, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.

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