Population | 3.014 billion |
Capital | Willington |
Leader | Big Willie |
Faith | Willieisim |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Wombat |
The Republic of New Will Land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Willie with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.014 billion New willies enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willington. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming New willie economy, worth 325 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,156 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Will Land's national animal is the Wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Willieisim.
New Will Land is ranked 180,861st in the world and 4,122nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 76.04334022112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Will Land, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
- : Following new legislation in New Will Land, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in New Will Land, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in New Will Land, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : New Will Land changed its national faith to "Willieisim" and its leader to "Big Willie".
- : New Will Land altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in New Will Land, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
- : Following new legislation in New Will Land, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in New Will Land, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
- : Following new legislation in New Will Land, nobody is forced to join the armed forces.