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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,710th
The Oxymoronic Holy Communists of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
The Revolution is worth any cost
Influence
Enforcer
WA Delegate / God-Emperor of the Cosmos
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Walaca

Population5.535 billion

CapitalWalaca
LeaderSupreme Leader
FaithRevolutionary Worship

CurrencyWalacan Dollar
Animalwolf

The Oxymoronic Holy Communists of New Walaca is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.535 billion New Walacans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walaca. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Walacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Walacan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,713 Walacan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and New Walacan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Walaca's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Revolutionary Worship.

New Walaca is ranked 23,920th in the world and 1st in The Hercules Corona Borealis Great Wall for Most Extreme, scoring 36.66 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,710thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,905thMost Devout: 2,107thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,017thLargest Black Market: 4,691stLargest Mining Sector: 4,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,121stLargest Governments: 5,170thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,496thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,781stHighest Average Incomes: 6,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,137thMost Authoritarian: 6,699thMost Conservative: 7,330thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,234thMost Developed: 9,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,063rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,852ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,000thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,459thHealthiest Citizens: 12,944thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,138thHighest Economic Output: 15,990thMost Efficient Economies: 16,660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,189thSmartest Citizens: 22,545thMost Extreme: 23,920th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Walaca lodged a message on the The Hercules Corona Borealis Great Wall Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, New Walacan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : New Walaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : New Walaca approved the World Assembly proposal "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : New Walaca voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, it is said that a New Walacan woman's work is never done.

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