Population | 13.871 billion |
Capital | Yogurt |
Leader | Tim |
Faith | Fire dancing |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dove |
The Republic of New Vivia And is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.871 billion New Vivia Andians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yogurt. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient New Vivia Andian economy, worth a remarkable 3,055 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 220,314 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, old age is the nation's leading method of execution, it takes a village to catch a criminal, and most people learn to drive on crash courses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vivia And's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Fire dancing.
New Vivia And is ranked 10,652nd in the world and 3rd in The Free Nations Region for Most Stationary, with 2,263.5050096892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, it takes a village to catch a criminal.
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, old age is the nation's leading method of execution.
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
- : Following new legislation in New Vivia And, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.