Population | 9.65 billion |
Capital | Second Jerusalem |
Leader | Ascended Prior Nyx |
Faith | Mysticism |
Currency | Crypto-Crown |
Animal | Eagle |
The Church of New Vatican of Illuminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ascended Prior Nyx with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.65 billion Illuminated Individuals are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Illuminati economy, worth 796 trillion Crypto-Crowns a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,553 Crypto-Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vatican of Illuminati's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mysticism.
New Vatican of Illuminati is ranked 293,580th in the world and 7th in The Illuminati for Most Stationary, with 1.53298513 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Vatican of Illuminati's influence in The Illuminati rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : New Vatican of Illuminati's influence in The Illuminati rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : New Vatican of Illuminati relocated from Lazarus to The Illuminati.
- : Following new legislation in New Vatican of Illuminati, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
- : New Vatican of Illuminati was refounded in Lazarus.
- : New Vatican of Illuminati ceased to exist in The Illuminati.
- : New Vatican of Illuminati was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : New Vatican of Illuminati's influence in The Illuminati rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in New Vatican of Illuminati, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
- : New Vatican of Illuminati lodged a message on the The Illuminati Regional Message Board.