The Free Region of New Union of Socialist Nations is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 26.127 billion New Union of Socialist Nationsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karl-Marx-Stadt. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant New Union of Socialist Nationsian economy, worth 377 trillion meanss of production a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Average income is 14,467 meanss of production, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not applicable has been named as New Union of Socialist Nations's national religion and New Union of Socialist Nations has designated Karl-Marx-Stadt as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Union of Socialist Nations's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is not applicable.

New Union of Socialist Nations is ranked 143,069^th in the world and 1^st in New Union of Socialist Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 567.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.