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Most Armed: 1,827thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,028thMost Devout: 2,065th
The Nationalist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
God Suid-Afrika en die ler
Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New South African

Population2.386 billion

CapitalJohannesburg
LeaderEmperor Karl Van De Klerck I
FaithChristianisme

CurrencyRan
AnimalLion

The Nationalist Empire of New South African is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.386 billion South africans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johannesburg. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South african economy, worth 464 trillion Rans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,788 Rans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, children are expected to carve their own toys, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New South African's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianisme.

New South African is ranked 218,016th in the world and 6,724th in the Pacific for Most Secular, with 1.6 Atheism Rate.

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Most Armed: 1,827thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,028thMost Devout: 2,065thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,686thLowest Crime Rates: 3,077thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,115thLargest Governments: 4,975thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,099thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,975thMost Conservative: 6,037thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,777thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,855thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,925thHealthiest Citizens: 7,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,778thMost Developed: 8,398thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,024thMost Authoritarian: 9,400thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,022ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,170thMost Influential: 15,360thMost Cultured: 16,026thSmartest Citizens: 16,149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,919thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,921stLargest Mining Sector: 20,335th
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Most Armed: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 170th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 175th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 178th in the regionMost Developed: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 243rd in the regionMost Conservative: 254th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 314th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 363rd in the regionMost Cultured: 367th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 387th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 403rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 452nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 479th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 500th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 550th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 553rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 676th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New South African, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : New South African lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : New South African lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download.

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