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Lowest Crime Rates: 398thMost Valuable International Artwork: 539thLargest Governments: 721st
The Military Union of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Don't mess with us and we won't mess with you.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

New Salva

Population13.689 billion

CapitalNew Salva Citadel
LeaderLord Commander John Oak

CurrencyUnit
AnimalDragon

The Military Union of New Salva is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Commander John Oak with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.689 billion New Salvans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salva Citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Salvan economy, worth a remarkable 5,007 trillion Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 365,799 Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, New Salva Citadel's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Salva's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Salva is ranked 157,403rd in the world and 3,156th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 134.10610861648 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 398thMost Valuable International Artwork: 539thLargest Governments: 721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 750thMost Efficient Economies: 763rdSmartest Citizens: 943rdMost Developed: 1,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,167thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,203rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,500thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,623rdMost Secular: 1,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,915thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,240thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,365thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,534thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,595thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,723rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,800thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,100thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,244thHighest Economic Output: 3,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,728thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,506thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,057thLargest Mining Sector: 5,894thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,175thMost Inclusive: 6,335thMost Patriotic: 7,611thHighest Food Quality: 7,809thRudest Citizens: 7,828thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,377thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,454thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,164thSafest: 12,768thTop
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Most Cultured: 16,405thLargest Retail Industry: 16,756thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,075thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,862ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,373rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 130th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 175th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 180th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 204th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 243rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 275th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 316th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 354th in the regionRudest Citizens: 364th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 379th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 408th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 522nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 566th in the regionMost Patriotic: 657th in the regionSafest: 690th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 757th in the regionMost Cultured: 882nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 909th in the regionLargest Populations: 963rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Salva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : New Salva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : New Salva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : New Salva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : New Salva's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : New Salva's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : New Salva was refounded in Balder.
  • : New Salva ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : New Salva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : New Salva's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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