by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,702ndMost Influential: 3,930thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,314th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good
Hui-chao Beifong
Civil Rights
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New Qafedemar

Population2.398 billion

CapitalRepublic City
LeaderHui-chao Beifong

CurrencyRepublic Ruoro

The Federal Republic of New Qafedemar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hui-chao Beifong with an iron fist, and renowned for its feral children, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.398 billion New Qafedemarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Qafedemarian economy, worth 290 trillion Republic Ruoroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,282 Republic Ruoroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, the diplomatic corps stinks, and tyranny by any other name smells just as sour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Qafedemar's national animal is the Unagi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Phejong.

New Qafedemar is ranked 153,764th in the world and 5,333rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.58 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,702ndTop
Most Influential: 3,930thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,314thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,644thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,138thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,494thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,787thLargest Black Market: 8,021stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,371stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,420thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,130thBest Weather: 14,906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,232ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,990thLargest Governments: 17,999thMost Pacifist: 18,160thLowest Crime Rates: 18,323rdMost Developed: 18,852ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,701stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,702ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,271stHighest Average Incomes: 22,986th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 129th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 239th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 258th in the regionLargest Black Market: 282nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 295th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 295th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 359th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 453rd in the regionMost Influential: 476th in the regionBest Weather: 516th in the regionLargest Governments: 522nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 544th in the regionMost Developed: 559th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 564th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 584th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 585th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 688th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 693rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 700th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 711th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 717th in the regionMost Pacifist: 735th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 765th in the region

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