The Constitutional Monarchy of New Philippine Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by PM Rodrigo Del Calvacante with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.707 billion Filipinos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quezon City. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Philippine Empirean economy, worth 557 trillion Philippine Imperial Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,298 Philippine Imperial Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Philippine Empire's national animal is the The Northern Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Philippine Empire is ranked 17,876^th in the world and 396^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.51 law-abiding acts per hour.