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New Horensian Kingdom

Population12.729 billion

LeaderSparta I

CurrencyHorensian Mark
AnimalBrown Bear

The State of New Horensian Kingdom is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sparta I with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.729 billion Horensians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrasfield. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Horensian economy, worth a remarkable 2,830 trillion Horensian Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,384 Horensian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Horensian Kingdom's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Horensian Kingdom is ranked 244,301st in the world and 310th in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Welfare Programs: 661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 752ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 826thMost Advanced Public Transport: 911thHighest Average Tax Rates: 986thSafest: 1,012thLargest Governments: 1,174thMost Developed: 1,180thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,244thMost Cultured: 1,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,441stMost Inclusive: 1,459thNicest Citizens: 1,499thLowest Crime Rates: 1,524thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,688thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,944thHealthiest Citizens: 1,989thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,029thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,062ndSmartest Citizens: 2,438thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,576thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,193rdMost Pacifist: 3,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,526thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,719thMost Influential: 3,844thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,962ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,978thHighest Average Incomes: 4,868thHighest Economic Output: 5,217thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,847thBest Weather: 6,913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,834thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,000thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,572ndNudest: 11,761stTop
Largest Populations: 22,020thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,831st
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the region

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