Population | 6.405 billion |
Capital | DRAGANIA |
Leader | Emperor David |
Faith | Bahamutism |
Currency | Dragoon |
Animal | Eagle |
The Kingdom of New Dragania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor David with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.405 billion New Draganians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DRAGANIA. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Draganian economy, worth 543 trillion Dragoons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,839 Dragoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Aides are afraid to ask if Emperor David wants a cup of tea or coffee, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of New Draganian Embarrassments, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Dragania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bahamutism.
New Dragania is ranked 131,870th in the world and 3rd in Dream World for Most Stationary, with 246.10444665972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of New Draganian Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, aides are afraid to ask if Emperor David wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, atheists on vacation find Bahamutism's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Following new legislation in New Dragania, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.