The Most Serene Republic of New Caledonia Secundus is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 300 million New Caledonia Secundusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The powerhouse New Caledonia Secundusian economy, worth 29.0 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 96,504 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,747 per year while the poor average 13,763, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Caledonia Secundus's national animal is the Llama, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New Caledonia Secundus is ranked 14,024^th in the world and 94^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,991.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.