Population | 13.005 billion |
Capital | Briantown |
Leader | Brian |
Faith | Brianism |
Currency | Briantown buck |
Animal | Bear |
The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.005 billion New Briantownians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.
The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 4,601 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 353,832 Briantown bucks, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.
New Briantown is ranked 272,901st in the world and 9,319th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 9.37129261348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Briantown's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : New Briantown's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : New Briantown was refounded in Balder.
- : New Briantown ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : New Briantown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : New Briantown was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : New Briantown was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : New Briantown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : New Briantown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : New Briantown was refounded in Lazarus.