The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.624 billion New Briantownians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 3,389 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 352,153 Briantown bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
- : New Briantown was endorsed by The Empire of Czadia.
- : New Briantown was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
- : Following new legislation in New Briantown, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
- : New Briantown voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : New Briantown was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Osheiga.
- : New Briantown was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Wallanda.
- : New Briantown was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
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