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Largest Information Technology Sector: 159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 311th
The Space Pirate Empire of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Twirling Toward Freedom
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New Briantown

Population9.624 billion


CurrencyBriantown buck

The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.624 billion New Briantownians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 3,389 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 352,153 Briantown bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.

New Briantown is ranked 108,510th in the world and 3,593rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,439.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 311thMost Inclusive: 374thMost Influential: 512thLargest Publishing Industry: 539thSmartest Citizens: 592ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 644thHighest Poor Incomes: 662ndMost Cultured: 897thMost Compassionate Citizens: 931stRudest Citizens: 936thNicest Citizens: 970thLargest Retail Industry: 973rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,251stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,331stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,444thMost Developed: 1,625thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,668thMost Pacifist: 1,677thMost Efficient Economies: 1,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,717thHealthiest Citizens: 1,995thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,167thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,196thTop
Most Secular: 2,719thLargest Black Market: 3,977thHighest Economic Output: 4,024thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,669thLargest Governments: 6,698thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,394thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,670thBest Weather: 10,571stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,409thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,468thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,781stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,564thMost Stationary: 20,344thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,893rd
Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionRudest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 80th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 97th in the regionLargest Black Market: 156th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 174th in the regionLargest Governments: 181st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 232nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 305th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 347th in the regionLargest Populations: 349th in the regionBest Weather: 364th in the regionMost Stationary: 388th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 402nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 476th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 545th in the regionNudest: 627th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 755th in the region

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