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Largest Information Technology Sector: 248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 278thLargest Publishing Industry: 707th
The Space Pirate Empire of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Briantown

Population13.005 billion

CapitalBriantown
LeaderBrian
FaithBrianism

CurrencyBriantown buck
AnimalBear

The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.005 billion New Briantownians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 4,601 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 353,832 Briantown bucks, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.

New Briantown is ranked 272,901st in the world and 9,319th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 9.37129261348 days.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 278thLargest Publishing Industry: 707thSmartest Citizens: 720thMost Inclusive: 759thHighest Food Quality: 887thRudest Citizens: 1,120thMost Cultured: 1,220thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,245thNicest Citizens: 1,264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,309thHighest Average Incomes: 1,669thLargest Retail Industry: 1,683rdMost Pacifist: 1,728thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,845thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,091stMost Developed: 2,304thHealthiest Citizens: 2,391stMost Efficient Economies: 2,437thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,506thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,747thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,925thMost Secular: 2,955thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,174thHighest Economic Output: 3,811thLargest Governments: 6,532ndLargest Black Market: 7,108thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,144thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,754thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,428thBest Weather: 13,085thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,533rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,798thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,221stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 18,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,108thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,768th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Pacifist: 61st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 92nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 95th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionMost Secular: 146th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 179th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 190th in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 553rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 570th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 664th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 673rd in the regionBest Weather: 736th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 775th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 812th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 851st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 866th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 965th in the region

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